"Jamaica off the Florida Keys/There's a bird called The Chocobo/That's how you wanna go to get away from it all"

In honor of this week's release of Final Fantasy XII--a videogame and form of story-telling which I have not yet purchased, knowing well what kind of person I am and that this is the exact wrong time of life for me to invite such a level of total immersion and strict compulsion into my living room--here's an interesting piece by Matt Bakaitis on Wikipedia.