Thumb drives are the new oven clocks

• Sea shanties are the new hip-hop.


• NaDruWriNi is the new NaNoWriMo.


• Prize-winning is the new canon-selecting.


• John Updike is the new whatever.


• Las Vegas is the new bullshit. Seriously, you people have Steve Erickson and Tod Goldberg presumably out in public within a 50 mile radius of each other, and not one of you people think to get them both to sign a frisbee or something for me? Man, that right there, that's some bullshit, Las Vegas.